If You're Happy, If You're Feeling Good,

Everybody F-king Does It. I Suppose I Can't Say 'everybody' Because I Don't Know For Sure, But Come On...it's Just The Tiniest Sprinkle Of Botox Twice A Year. I Think Most Women Do 10 Units, But That Freezes The Face And You Can't Move It. This Is Just One Unit, And It's Just Sprinkled Here And There To Take The Edge Off...perhaps It's Not Wise To Put That In A Magazine? But I Ain't Hiding Anything.

I Want To Be Perfect. I Don't Want To Fail. And You Always Fail.

If You Get Enough Sleep, Cut Back On Cigarettes And Red Meat, You Look Better The Next Day

I Like Movies That Make You Think.

Is That Romantic Fantasy Real? Um, After Kids, No. Take The Kids Away, I Don't Know. Depends.