If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand,

I'm Not Afraid To Live. I'm Not Afraid To Fail. I'm Not Afraid To Succeed. I'm Not Afraid To Fall In Love. I'm Not Afraid To Be Alone. I'm Just Afraid I Might Have To Stop Talking About Myself For Five Minutes.

But The Most Dangerous Thing In The World In The World Is To Run The Risk Of Waking Up One Morning And Realizing Suddenly That All This Time You've Been Living Without Really And Truly Living And By Then It's Too Late. When You Wake Up To That Kind Of Realization, It's Too Late For Wishes And Regrets. It's Even Too Late To Dream.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.