If You’re Not A Sex Object, You’re

When You Meet A Man, Don't You Always Idly Wonder What He'd Be Like In Bed? I Do.

Never Fail To Know That If You Are Doing All The Talking, You Are Boring Somebody.

Sex Is One Of The Three Best Things Out There, And I Don't Even Know What The Other Two Are.

Sometimes I Wonder If I'm Doing Everyone A Disservice By Perpetuating The Idea That Beautiful Is Better Than Plain, Because Having Done Everything Just About That You Can Do, Sparing No Expense, And Not Effort, To Become Better Looking, I Know That Only So Much Can Be Done.

People's Lives Change. To Keep All Your Old Friends Is Like Keeping All Your Old Clothes -- Pretty Soon Your Closet Is So Jammed And Everything So Crushed You Can't Find Anything To Wear. Help These Friends When They Need You; Bless The Years And Happy Times When You Meant A Lot To Each Other, But Try Not To Have The Guilts If New People Mean More To You Now.