If You're Not Annoying Somebody, You're Not

Toast Is Me. I Am Toast.

I Have Been Known To Buy E-versions Of My Books Because I Was In A Hotel Room And I Needed One Right Away To Look Up Something In It; Very Handy For That - You Can Have It Just The Next Minute; You Can Press The Button And Just Have It.

You Meet The Same People On The Way Down That You Meet On The Way Up, But You're Going The Other Way.

People Cry At Weddings For The Same Reason They Cry At Happy Endings: Because They So Desperately Want To Believe In Something They Know Is Not Credible.

The Only Way You Can Write The Truth Is To Assume That What You Set Down Will Never Be Read.