If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

When I Was Younger I Remember Once I Went To Bed And I Was So Happy That I Laughed Myself To Sleep.

I Look At Life Like A Big Book And Sometimes You Get Half Way Through It And Go 'even Though I've Been Enjoying It, I've Had Enough. Give Us Another Book.'

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.