If You're Not In The Parade, You

I Understand That People Don't Want To Smoke. Fine. Don't Smoke. You Don't Want To Go Into A Restaurant Where There's [smoking], Don't Go In There. But Don't Impose Your Will - The Will Of A Few - On The Lives Of Many.

I Don't Care Where You Are, But The Fans Only Remember Your Last Time At Bat.

What's The Difference Between A Three-week-old Puppy And A Sportswriter? In Six Weeks, The Puppy Stops Whining.

Jesus's First Temptation Was To Be Relevant: To Turn Stones Into Bread. Oh, How Often I Wished I Could Do That!

Not Really, And Actually My Cholesterol Was 190 When I Had The Heart Attack. 190, Which Isn't That High. I Took It Down To About 130 And It's Probably About 140 Or 145 Now.