If You're Not On A Major Label

When A Record Co. Finds A Guy Now, They Want To Own Everything. They Want To Own The Rights To Market That Person's Particular Name. They Want A Piece Of The Action All The Way Through.

I Had Some Airline Stock, But The Airlines Tanked. I Didn't Have A Lot Of Money In Them, Though.

I'm Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer, But I Do Know How To Count.

If You Have Good Food, People Will Come To Your Restaurant.

Don't All The Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time?