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This Is A Story Of A Period Between Two World Wars - An Interim In Which Insanity Cut Loose. Liberty Took A Nose Dive, And Humanity Was Kicked Around Somewhat.

All I Need To Make A Comedy Is A Park, A Policeman And A Pretty Girl.

As I Began To Love Myself I Freed Myself Of Anything That Is No Good For My Health - Food, People, Things, Situations, And Everything That Drew Me Down And Away From Myself. At First I Called This Attitude A Healthy Egoism. Today I Know It Is Love Of Oneself.

I Have No Further Use For America. I Wouldn't Go Back There If Jesus Christ Was President.

I'm Sorry, But I Don't Want To Be An Emperor. That's Not My Business. I Don't Want To Rule Or Conquer Anyone.