If You're Sad, Add More Lipstick And

One Can Get Used To Ugliness, But Never To Negligence.

Nothing Makes A Woman Look So Old As Desperately Trying To Look Young

Sin Can Be Forgiven, But Stupid Is Forever.

A Girl Should Be Two Things: Classy And Fabulous.

Disregarding The Fact That I Am Old Enough To Be [walter] Schellenberg's Mother, I Would Feel Nauseated To Be Coupled With A Man Whose Ideology Has Debased Our Hearts.