If You're Unhappy, Change Something.

Lucky Is The Spouse Who Dies First, Who Never Has To Know What Survivors Endure.

No One With A Happy Childhood Ever Amounts To Much In This World. They Are So Well Adjusted, They Never Are Driven To Achieve Anything.

What Could Smell Better Than Supper Being Cooked By Someone Else?

Everything Happens For A Reason, But That Doesn't Mean There's A Point.

When All Else Fails, Cleaning House Is The Perfect Antidote To Most Of Life's Ills.