If You Really Want To Get In

I'm Bored. I'm Not Unprofessional. I'm Just Bored.

I Probably Have The Worst Wardrobe. It's The Most Ill-fitting With The Worst Patterns And Colors And The Most Nipple Rubbage. There's Bad Chafing, And It's Always Tight In All The Wrong Places. What's Sad Is That I'm Kinda Getting Used To It.

If You Don't Like Basketball And You're From Kentucky, They'll Kick You Out!

Guys Are Just Too Fast And Too Big In The Nfl.

I'm A Huge Kentucky Fan. So When There Was A Chance To Do The John Wall Dance, I Went Into Character.