If You Screw Up And Do Something,

The Only Way I Can't Hit .300 Is If There's Something Physically Wrong With Me.

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.

The Thing I Would Like Most To Leave Behind Is To Be Remembered For Trying Hard.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.

What's The Game Coming To? Evidently The Guys Making All These Rules Never Played The Game Of Baseball.