If You Sing To The Mermaids, They

I'm Really Into Moderation. Too Much Of Anything Will Harm You In The End. Too Much Sugar. Too Much Pasta. I'm Into Drugs As A Teaching Tool, Which Is Why I Only Take Hallucinogenics. I Mean, It's Not Like I've Never Done Cocaine, But, On The Whole, If I Can't See Dancing Elephants Then I'm Not Interested.

I Guess You Go Too Far When Pianos Try To Be Guitars.

He Said, First Let's Just Unzip Your Religion Down.

What Girls Do To Each Other Is Beyond Description. No Chinese Torture Comes Close.

I'm Too Wacky For Most Weirdos. Who Am I To Judge?