If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll

I Once Didn't Work Out For Six Weeks. It Took Me For Ever To Get The Weight Off.

Before Long, I'll Have My Own Channel - I'll Be Like Barney.

I've Got Taste, It's Inbred In Me.

I Think People Respect Me Because They Feel Like - I'm Kind Of Like Christmas. I Come Back Every Year. You Can't Get Rid Of Me. I Just Keep Coming Back.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.