If You Stick A Babel Fish In

If Somebody Thinks They're A Hedgehog, Presumably You Just Give 'em A Mirror And A Few Pictures Of Hedgehogs And Tell Them To Sort It Out For Themselves.

I Think All Cats Are Wild. They Only Act Tame If There´s A Saucer Of Milk In It For Them.

Democracy Is All About Not Electing The Wrong Man-eating Lizard.

There Was A Point To This Story, But It Has Temporarily Escaped The Chronicler's Mind.

Time Travel, By Its Very Nature, Was Invented In All Periods Of History Simultaneously.