If You Teach A Man Anything, He

I Make A Fortune From Criticizing The Policy Of The Government, And Then Hand It Over To The Government In Taxes To Keep It Going.

I Am A Brigand: I Live By Robbing The Rich.' 'i Am A Gentleman: I Live By Robbing The Poor.

We Are More Gullible And Superstitious Today Than We Were In The Middle Ages, And An Example Of Modern Credulity Is The Widespread Belief That The Earth Is Round. The Average Man Can Advance Not A Single Reason For Thinking That The Earth Is Round. He Merely Swallows This Theory Because There Is Something About It That Appeals To The Twentieth Century Mentality.

Though I Can Make My Extravaganzas Appear Credible, I Cannot Make The Truth Appear So.

We Don't Stop Playing Because We Grow Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing.