If You (the Press) Lie About Us,

Being Offended Is Part Of Being In The Real World.

But I Always Wound Up Being The Damn John, When I Wanted To Be The Paul.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

I've Done Enough Films To Know How To Save Up My Energy For The Take And Then Give It On The Take And Do That.