If You Think It's Hard To Meet

It's Hard Enough To Write A Good Drama, It's Much Harder To Write A Good Comedy, And It's Hardest Of All To Write A Drama With Comedy. Which Is What Life Is.

I Had No Desire To Be In The Movies. All My Training Had Been In The Theater, Thank God.

Failure Seldom Stops You. What Stops You Is The Fear Of Failure.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink. When They Wake Up In The Morning, That's As Good As They're Going To Feel All Day.

I Won't Quit Until I Get Run Over By A Truck, A Producer Or A Critic.