If You Use Big Words, No One

It's Clear That When We're This Outnumbered By The Creatures, We Have To Take A Page From The British Empire And Rule The Lesser Species Through Intimidation. That's Why The Single Most Important Thing You Can Do As A Human Is To Dominate An Animal. Need More Proof?rule Over The Fish Of The Sea And The Birds Of The Air And Over Every Living Creature That Moves On The Ground. I'd Say That About Covers It.

I've Said It A Million Times: Romance Languages Lead To Premarital Sex.

If The Eyes Are The Window To The Soul, Then Why Does It Hurt When I Spray Them With Windex?

You Can Make An Omelette Without Breaking Eggs. It's Just A Really Bad Omelette.

I'm Not Going To Name Any Names, But Let's Just Say, I Want To Do Jokes On Donald Trump So Badly, And I Have No Venue. So Right Now, I'm Just Dry Trumping.