If You Want A Weak Man, You

You Guys On The White Horses Keep Trying To Save Women In Distress, Not Realizing You Just End Up With A Distressed Woman.

Everyone Has The Right To Go On A Vacation Without Kids If They Want.

If Someone Has A Boy Who Gets To Age 18 Without Something [a Bone] Being Fractured, That Kid Has Been Overly Controlled.

It's A Tough World Out There, And Women Can't Afford To Be Weenies.

If There's An Award For Best Mother-in-law In The Universe, In The Future, When My Son Gets Married, I Will Win That Award.