If You Want To Catch Trout, Don't

Pity The Poor Millionaire. He'll Never Know The Thrill Of Paying That Final Installment.

One Trouble With Trouble Is That It Usually Starts Out Like Fun.

Trouble Is Not A Sign Of Inadequacy, Stupidity Or Inferiority, But Rather An Inescapable Part Of Life - Proof That You Are A Card-carrying Member Of The Human Race.

People Who Drink To Drown Their Sorrow Should Be Told That Sorrow Knows How To Swim.

The Real Question Is Why Are Millions Of People So Unhappy, So Bored, So Unfulfilled, That They Are Willing To Drink, Snort, Inject Or Inhale Any Substance That Might Blot Out Reality And Give Them A Bit Of Temporary Relief.