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Do Not Approach With Anything Even Resembling Assurance A Restaurant That Moves.

[on The Writers She Admires:] I Prefer Dead Writers, Because I Don't See Them At Parties.

I Don't Like The Kind Of Country Living Where You Have To Help. I Like Country Living Where There Is Help.

Cheese That Is Required By Law To Append The Word Food To Its Title Does Not Go Well With Red Wine Or Fruit.

No Animal Should Ever Jump Up On The Dining-room Furniture Unless Absolutely Certain That He Can Hold His Own In The Conversation.