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I Have Feelings That Are To The Right, And I Have Feelings That Land On The Left Side Of The Aisle. The Thing Is If You Have 10 Views That Land You On The Left Side Of The Aisle And Two Views That Land You On The Right Side Of The Aisle, Then People Just Put You On The Right Side Of The Aisle. I'm Not Sure Why.

Should Women Be On Any Pills Besides Birth Control? We Should Just Give Them All Sugar Pills For Everything, They're So Suggestible.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

My Life Is About Building And Working And Wrenching On Some Cars.