If You Want To Make God Laugh,

We Are All Interested In The Future, For That Is Where You And I Are Going To Spend The Rest Of Our Lives.

The Universe Is Merely A Fleeting Idea In God's Mind -- A Pretty Uncomfortable Thought, Particularly If You've Just Made A Down Payment On A House.

Photons Have Mass? I Didn’t Even Know They Were Catholic.

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.

I Don't Rely On Anybody Except My Own Judgment. I Don't Get Much Input. I Don't Know If That's Helped Me Or If I Would Be Better Off If I Did Rely On Someone.