If You Were The Only Person Left

The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.