If You Would Know A Man, Observe

Ninety Percent Of All Human Wisdom Is The Ability To Mind Your Own Business.

Unarmed Hand-to-hand Fighting Does Not Change Through The Ages; Only The Name Changes, And It Has Only One Rule: Do It First, Do It Fast, Do It Dirtiest.

Does History Record Any Case In Which The Majority Was Right?

He's An Honest Politician--he Stays Bought.

Widows Are Far Better Than Brides. They Don't Tell, They Won't Yell, They Don't Swell, They Rarely Smell, And They're Grateful As Hell.