If Your Wife Wants To Learn To

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.

You Must Learn From The Mistakes Of Others. You Can't Possibly Live Long Enough To Make Them All Yourself.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.