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The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.

Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's Dangerous. It Could Damage His Memory.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

We Should Not Permit Prayer To Be Taken Out Of The Schools; That's The Only Way Most Of Us Got Through.