Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

There Are Two Kinds Of Failures: Those Who Thought And Never Did, And Those Who Did And Never Thought

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

You Don't Need To Take A Persons Advice To Make Him Feel Good, Just Ask Him For It.