Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

If At First You Don't Succeed, You May Be At Your Level Of Incompetence Already.

May Your Happiest Days Of The Past Be Your Saddest Days Of Your Future.

Nobody Can Be Perfect Unless He Admits His Faults, But If He Has Faults How Can He Be Perfect?

The Machinery Of Government Is A Vast Series Of Interlocking Hierarchies Riddled Through And Through With Incompetence.

You Don't Need To Take A Persons Advice To Make Him Feel Good, Just Ask Him For It.