Ignorance, When It Is Voluntary, Is Criminal.

On Sir Joshua Reynolds's Observing That The Real Character Of A Man Was Found Out By His Amusements. Yes, Sir, No Man Is A Hypocrite In His Pleasures.

Sir, There Is No Settling The Point Of Precedency Between A Louse And A Flea.

He Who Aspires To Be A Serious Wine Drinker Must Drink Claret.

By Taking A Second Wife He Pays The Highest Compliment To The First, By Showing That She Made Him So Happy As A Married Man, That He Wishes To Be So A Second Time.

Nothing Odd Will Do Long. Tristram Shandy Did Not Last.