Ill Give You A Definite Maybe.

I Never Put On A Pair Of Shoes Until I've Worn Them At Least Five Years.

I'm Living Beyond My Means, But I Can Afford It.

I Paid Too Much For It, But It's Worth It.

If I Look Confused It Is Because I Am Thinking.

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