Im Really Good At Writing Almost Hits.

The Nice Thing About Age Is Worrying Less And Less About What People Think.

In Many Ways, I've Chosen To Be Plain, Almost Too Plain, Too Self-effacing. Like, If I Record A Vocal And I Don't Like The Way It Sounds, I Would Have Them Turn It Up And Take The Reverb Off It To Make It As Plain As Possible.

I Used To Do This Big Rant At The End Of Some Gigs With Ben Folds Five. The Band Broke Into This Big Heavy Metal Thing And I Started As A Joke To Scream In A Heavy Metal Falsetto. I Found Myself Saying Things Like: Feel My Pain, I Am White, Feel My Pain.

The Way I See It, There's Only One Melody For Any Song.

The Press Is Like Any Business. Its A Group Of Really Intelligent Individuals That Ends Up Being One Slathering, One-eyed, Drooling Monster.