Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Insult.

The Fool Is Not The Man Who Merely Does Foolish Things. The Fool Is The Man Who Does Not Know Enough To Cash In On His Foolishness.

If You Work For A Man, In Heaven's Name Work For Him, Speak Well Of Him, And Stand By The Institution He Represents. Remember, An Ounce Of Loyalty Is Worth A Pound Of Cleverness. If You Must Growl, Condemn, And Eternally Find Fault - Resign Your Position, And When You Are Outside, Damn To Your Heart's Content - But As Long As You Are Part Of The Institution, Do Not Condemn It. If You Do, The First High Wind That Comes Along Will Blow You Away, And Probably You Will Never Know Why.

Your Neighbor Is The Man Who Needs You.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously

We Are Punished By Our Sins, Not For Them.