Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

It Was Plain To See The Hollywood Undertakers Take Care Of Everything. If You Die You Don't Have To Lift A Finger.

To Restore A Sense Of Reality, I Think Walt Disney Should Have A Hardluckland.

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

I'm Complicated, Sentimental, Lovable, Honest, Loyal, Decent, Generous, Likable, And Lonely. My Personality Is Not Split; It's Shredded.

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.