In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy

I'm Known Among My Friends For Saying Things I Probably Shouldn't Sometimes, But I Have To Get Things Out In The Air.

The Person I Have Admired The Most In Comedy Terms Would Be Eric Morecambe, Who Is My Total Hero.

I Love It When Somebody Makes Me Laugh - It's What Attracts Me To People.

Why Would Anyone Want To Be Called A Size Zero Or Even Aspire To Being A Zero? I Don't Even Understand The Thinking Behind It, Let Alone The Practicalities. What Is All That About?

I'd Like To Play A Horse, Many People Think I Already Have. Either End Of The Horse Would Be Fine.