In America, We Know To Ignore Artists

I Gotta Tell You, I Do Not Envy Whoever They Try To Put In David Letterman's Chair. Folks Those Are Some Huge Shoes To Fill, And Some Really Big Pants.

As We All Know, Reality Has A Liberal Bias.

Twenty-two Astronauts Were Born In Ohio. What Is It About Your State That Makes People Want To Flee The Earth?" - Stephen Colbert To Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "the Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay. I Have Plenty Of Friends Who Are Going To Hell.

It's Back To School Time. Or As Home-schoolers Call It, Stay-where-you-are Time.