In America, We Know To Ignore Artists

I've Said It A Million Times: Romance Languages Lead To Premarital Sex.

I Believed In Global Warming After Al Gore's Movie Made Money; The Market Had Spoken.

John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker Unless, Out Of Habit, He Blocks His Own Confirmation.

My Character Is Self-important, Poorly Informed, Well-intentioned But An Idiot. So We Said, `let's Give Him A Promotion.'

Sir, Pay No Attention To The People Who Say The Glass Is Half Empty, Because 32% Means It's 2/3 Empty. There's Still Some Liquid In That Glass Is My Point, But I Wouldn't Drink It. The Last Third Is Usually Backwash. (said To President Bush At The White House Correspondents Dinner)