In Canada, Nobody Is Ever Overthrown Because

This Is An Age Of Scientific Wonders. You Miss Somebody So You Pick Up The Phone To Say Hello. Three Minutes For Sixty-five Cents. Nobody Goes Broke.

If You Don't Count Some Of Jehovah's Injunctions, There Are No Humorists In The Bible.

And Furthermore Did You Know That Behind The Discovery Of America There Was A Jewish Financier?

If You're Writing A Novel, You're In A Room For Three Or Four Years. There's Not Much Coming In From The Outside.

There Are Ten Commandments, Right? Well, It's Like An Exam. You Get Eight Out Of Ten, You're Just About Top Of The Class.