In Computing, The Mean Time To Failure

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.

We Are On The Verge: Today Our Program Proved Fermat's Next-to-last Theorem.

It Goes Against The Grain Of Modern Education To Teach Children To Program. What Fun Is There In Making Plans, Acquiring Discipline In Organizing Thoughts, Devoting Attention To Detail And Learning To Be Self-critical?

A Language That Doesn't Affect The Way You Think About Programming Is Not Worth Knowing.