Life Is A Quarry, Out Of Which

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

Some Men Love Truth So Much That They Seem To Be In Continual Fear Lest She Should Catch A Cold On Overexposure.

Young People Have A Marvelous Faculty Of Either Dying Or Adapting Themselves To Circumstances.

A Friend Who Cannot At A Pinch Remember A Thing Or Two That Never Happened Is As Bad As One Who Does Not Know How To Forget.