In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

The Crime Of Taxation Is Not In The Taking It, It's In The Way That It's Spent.

In Politics Practically Everything You Hear Is Scandal, And Besides, The Funny Thing Is That The Things They Are Whispering Ain't Half Has Bad As The Things They Have Been Saying Right Out Loud.