In Fact, Russell Crowe Once Phoned Me

I Think Scotland Has Some Great Stories.

I'd Like To Win A Booker Prize For Writing. A Nobel Peace Prize For My Work In Peace... And I Think That'll Probably Do.

To Play One Of The Main Characters In It, It's Not The Kind Of Thing You Don't Do. Oh, I'd Rather Not Play Pippin In Lord Of The Rings... In Fact, I'm Trying To Think - What Else Would You Rather Do, You Know? I Can't Actually Think Of Another Job That I'd Rather Do.

I'd Be Lying If I Said It Wasn't Fun To Go To These Nights Out, Like The Opening Of A Film Or Something, But I Dip In And Out Of It.

I Think I Have A Gift... But I Haven't Really Opened That Gift Yet And Given It To Myself.