In Golf, As In Life, You Get

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

You Have More Potential Than You Think.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.