In Hollywood You Kind Of Fail Upwards

T-shirts And Long Pants Make Me Easier To Find In A Crowd, But Also Easy To Disappear In A Crowd Because If I Am Wearing This And Suddenly I Am Not, It's Like A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

And George Carlin Was A Guy That The More He Aged The Younger He Seemed.

In This Life, If You Don't Celebrate Yourself, Nobody Will.

Remember: It Costs Nothing To Encourage An Artist, And The Potential Benefits Are Staggering. A Pat On The Back To An Artist Now Could One Day Result In Your Favorite Film, Or The Cartoon You Love To Get Stoned Watching, Or The Song That Saves Your Life. Discourage An Artist, You Get Absolutely Nothing In Return, Ever.