In Life There Exist Two Classes: First

I Came Down To The Living Room One Day And My Wife Was Standing In The Living Room. It Wasn't An Illusion. I Saw Her Out Of The Corner Of My Eye. The Moment I Saw Her, She Vanished.

The Problem With Ireland Is That It's A Country Full Of Genius, But With Absolutely No Talent.

My Grandmother Made Dying Her Life's Work.

My Father I Liked, But It Was Only After His Death That I Got To Know Him By Writing The Play.

As Somebody Once Said, We're Not Punished For Our Sins, We're Punished By Them.