In Like A Dimwit, Out Like A

Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

The Best Break Anybody Ever Gets Is In Bein' Alive In The First Place. An' You Don't Unnerstan' What A Perfect Deal It Is Until You Realizes That You Ain't Gone Be Stuck With It Forever, Either.

There's No Easy Quick Way Out, We're Gonna Have To Live Through Our Whole Lives, Win, Lose, Or Draw.

A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.

Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life Out There In The Universe Which Is Smarter Than We Are, Or We're The Most Intelligent Life In The Universe. Either Way, It's A Mighty Sobering Thought. (porkypine)