In My Family, Father Is The World

But Come. No Explaining Or Mending. Be Beside Me Somewhere.

I'm Not Funny. People Assume That Because My Books Are Funny, I'll Be Funny In Real Life. It's The Inevitable Disappointment Of Meeting Me.

I Realized I Was On A Something Island. 'how Did I Get Here,' I Wondered, Surrounded By Nothing, "and How Can I Get Back?

If The Thrill Of Hunting Were In The Hunt, Or Even In The Marksmanship, A Camera Would Do Just As Well.

Only Someone Who'd Never Been An Animal Would Put Up A Sign Saying Not To Feed Them.