In My Opinion, The King's Gambit Is

Every Chess Game Is Like Taking A Five-hour Final Exam.

Well, I'm Not Sure I Know What You Mean By A Prima Donna, But If Something Doesn't Interest Me Or If Someone Bores Me, Or If I Think They're A Phony, I Just Don't Bother With Them, That's All.

You Are Never Too Old To Play Chess!

The System Set Up By F.i.d.e. ... Insures That There Will Always Be A Russian World Champion... The Russians Arranged It That Way.

Teach People To Play New Chess, Right Away. Why Do You Offer Them A Black And White Television Set, When There Is A Set In Color?