In One-act Pieces There Should Be Only

If You Say In The First Chapter That There Is A Rifle Hanging On The Wall, In The Second Or Third Chapter It Absolutely Must Go Off. If It's Not Going To Be Fired, It Shouldn't Be Hanging There.

People Are Far More Sincere And Good-humored At Speeding Their Parting Guests Than On Meeting Them.

Doctors Are Just The Same As Lawyers; The Only Difference Is That Lawyers Merely Rob You, Whereas Doctors Rob You And Kill You Too.

The More Cultured A Man, The Less Fortunate He Is.

A Writer Is Not A Confectioner, A Cosmetic Dealer, Or An Entertainer.