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Women Complain About Pms, But I Think Of It As The Only Time Of The Month When I Can Be Myself.

No Government In The Middle East Is Innocent. Wars Make The Stock Market Go Up, So No One In America Is Innocent Either, Nor Anyone Anywhere Where Capitalism Reigns.

I Am A Woman, Therefore I Am A Problem Solver.

You Know What, When I Was Thin, I Thought There Was A Fat Girl Trying To Get Out Of Me.

Everything That`s Written About Me Has Such A Negative Taint. It Just Has A Life Of Its Own, Like An Avalanche, And I Don`t Think There`s Anything I Can Do To Stop It.