In Order To Be Able To Write

When I Was Three, I Fell And I Got Bell's Palsy In My Face. My Mom Said The First Day She Called The Rabbi, And He Said A Prayer For Me But Nothing Happened. The Second Day She Called The Mormons, And They Said A Prayer For Me And My Face Was Healed, So My Whole Life Was Going Around As A Jew Who Was Giving Talks In Mormon Churches About Being Healed By The Mormons.

I Am A Woman, Therefore I Am A Problem Solver.

You Can Always Get Better. Nobody Can Stop You From Getting Better, And Nobody Can Stop You From Trying To Make Something Right.

Two Things Do Me In: One's Chocolate Cake, The Other's Hypocrisy.

I'm A Heterosexual. I Don't Know Why I'm Like This. I Was Just Born This Way.