In Order To Have Friends, You Must

Young Women With Ambitions Should Be Very Crafty And Cautious, Lest Mayhap They Be Caught In The Soft, Silken Mesh Of A Happy Marriage, And Go Down To Oblivion, Dead To The World.

Politicians Regard The Public As A Cow To Be Milked

Fences Are Made For Those Who Cannot Fly.

Of All Blessings, No Gift Equals The Gentle, Trusting Love And Companionship Of A Good Woman.

Men Who Marry For Gratification, Propagation Or The Matter Of Buttons Or Socks, Must Expect To Cope With And Deal In A Certain Amount Of Quibble, Subterfuge, Concealments, And Double, Deep-dyed Prevarication.