In Real Life I'm Not The One

Lying Is The Most Fun A Woman Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.

I Don't Want To Sound Superficial, But When I Go See A Movie Myself, I'd Rather Look At Tom Cruise Than Some Shmo With A Beer Belly

It's Always Interesting To Step Into The Enemy's Shoes, And Figure Out What They're Like.

While [domald] Trump Chose A Running Mate, [mike] Pence, Who Wrote [a Letter To An Indianapolis Newspaper] About How Women Shouldn't Work Because It's Bad For The Family. So We're Really Facing Such A Stark Contrast Between The Candidates. Not To Mention The Vulgarity That Trump Has Been Spouting About Women For His Entire Life And Continues To Throughout His Campaign. It's Just A Different World That We'd Be Living In [if He Won].

My Dad's A Doctor, And When I Was 8, I Went To One Of His Medical Conferences Where They Were Demonstrating Laser Surgery On A Chicken. I Was So Mad That A Chicken Had To Die, I Never Ate Meat Again.